Gossip Girl : Speak of the Devil and he doth appear. Bula Bister - runs a small town newspaper which is more like a gossip paper than a serious news source. Blair: School so I guess she's back for good. Blair is not only wise enough to share her feelings for Chuck, which is betterthan holding them inside, but she knows that just because they've had hard times, that doesn't mean that they're totally doomed. 100% found this document useful, Mark this document as useful, 0% found this document not useful, Mark this document as not useful, According To The Catholic Church, Mortal Sin Can Only, Absolved Through The Sacred Act Of Confession, But It Looks Like A Ce, W.A.S.P. [Chuck tries to kiss Serena, she pushes him away], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate are having sex, Serena is gasping loudly], [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair pushes Nate away]. [Dan shows Lily a flyer for his dad's concert]. We're Your Best Friends." If there's one thing the characters in Gossip Girl never do, it's judge each other for their past. Revenge. Gossip Girl. Hope that wasnt the wrong answer, S. This test doesnt grade on a curve. No expenseor reputationis spared. Let me see [They both pull on the bottle until it opens with a loud bang]. Talk about doing the nasty, or should I say being nasty? Blair Really? Gossip Girl: Looks like Little J might end up with a boy and a ticket to the inner circle. Jenny Thanks. [The guests notice Serena and start gossiping]. And you know who loves parties? Howie: Well, actually I'm a Dartmouth man. Some are driven to self-medication. As a previous Senior Writer, she enjoys talking excessively about past and current TV. I just feel bad for Serena she'll really miss you. Serena We're going to Wendells just for an hour though, I swear. Here are some one-minute comedic monologues for kids to try: 1. Sadly for Linda, she has never . "Boys Will Be Boys" - Dua Lipa. "Because I'm nice. Dan Uh, you know you know, dad, there's this thing called 'myspace' where you post all this information online. Eleanor: I'll set a place for you at the table next to Blair. planetclaireTV has been around in one form or another since 1999, offering a variety of quotes, quips, bon mots and assorted nonsense. The ones that run as far as they can so they dont have to look at themselves. GG: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today, in the face of this company, to watch this man and this woman totally F things up. Serena This is this is not happening right now. Howie You seem upbeat this morning. [One of Rufus' bandmates holds Rufus' guitar into the air]. Uploaded by Shahirrah Shaziman . Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Looks like little Jen might end up with a new boy and a ticket to the inner circle. Or can these two hotties work it out? I'm waiting for that moment when I break. GG: Looks like Daddys little girl isnt sugar and spice and everything nice after all. Jenny So that wasn't your laptop you've been to last night to read all about Serena van der Woodsen. Season one is split into two parts: Part One and Part Two, each having six episodes. Chuck Talk to Chuck, buddy. Jenny I know, uhm, I mean, hi, I'm Jenny. And has anyone spotted our ex-Queen B? Party Guest: So, Nate, started thinking about college? So, until next time. You may have won over B for now but we still think youre hiding something. Chuck Yeah? Eleanor Blair. So until next time, you know you love me. And I would be, like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?". Blair I knew it! I need them to make a self tape, maybe the scene in season 3 where she steals the speech from vanessa. [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair is looking at herself in a full-length mirror, she's wearing a brown dress, Eleanor enters]. Is this just another round of blanks fired between B and Little J? XOXO Gossip Girl. Eleanor Because I love you. The characters all should have ended up in jail much moreoften than they actually did, and some of their actionswould be unforgivable in today's world. I wanted it to be special. What, they haven't let him out yet? But in order to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. Gossip Girl fans love Blair Waldorf's strength, intelligence, and sense of style, including those preppy headbands. Isabel So cute! Blair decides to be honest with Serena, letting her know that it's impossible for Blair not to feel a bit happy and vindicated, even though she doesn't want Serena to be in pain. [Serena takes Blair's left over Martini and emptys it in one gulp]. I'll see you at school tomorrow. In a 2012 interview with HuffPost, "Gossip Girl" costume designer Eric Daman shared the inspirations behind both Serena and Blair's wardrobes. Get a good nights sleep, c. Call your boyfriend, or d. Gossip Girl: Sometimes, in an effort to spread the most outrageous rumors, we look over the very thing thats even more scandalousthe truth. I mean LOVE begins with you and doesn't end on you! I saw you at school with Katy and Is and I get it. Blair: She better not show her face again. In the Realm of the Basses. Send me all the deets. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. Gossip Girl: This just in: S and B committing a crime of fashion. 3. I'm not gonna see Serena again or even talk to her. It's cool, it's fine. Chuck Best friend and the boyfriend. Nate will wait. You'll mom will be back. As always.read the entire script before performing your monologue. In the city that never sleeps a lot can happen in one night. Identical uniforms, that's kind of a tip-off? I'm trying to change. [Dan punches Chuck in the face, Chuck's nose is bleeding], Sererna: Let's go. But on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon." "SpottedLonely Boy's rude awakening. Great party. Text. Concierge Well, he claims he found your cell phone. But the downside? Or maybe Ill just try to not drink and keep my clothes on and try. I just want you to make the most of it. Gossip Girl - watch online: streaming, buy or rent in my opinion, that's a great scene to show her vulnerability. I had to go. Nice to meet you. Don't you wanna go say hey? GG: Serenas visit was short. But I can't do that forever. She spread lies instead. Even if your boyfriend did today. I just wanted to come by and say hi. Genre: Dramatic monologues. Gossip Girl: You didn't hear it from us, but in every girl's life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. Gossip Girl: Word is that S bailed on Bs party in under ninety seconds. I told you I love parties. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) And just when B and S had built a bridge it all had to come crashing down. Other times, Blair sees life in her own unique way. Search through . Sererna: Chuck, don't you ever touch her again! And, oftentimes, if you're performing a monologue, it's for one of these few reasons: You're auditioning for something, you . I saw you from across the street, and I just gotta say, I love your Halloween costume! I mean, come on, I've never been to a big dance before. Gone with the Will. Diners that claim to be open 24-7. Gossip Girl: Whoever thought monarchy was dead didnt realize it just changed ZIP codes. "Gossip Girl" Gossip Girl (Narrator) quotes and scenes organized by seasons/series, character and episode. They get into plenty of arguments and stop talking for weeks on end, butno one in the series is proud of who they once were. Serena It's ok. You're stronger than me, alright. Then, in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but he moved to Indiana, and Janis was, like weirdly jealous of him. Jenny Maybe you'd care if dad's band was on 'Gossip Girl'. If only she knew who he was. I just what needed to be done. I miss you. Including outstanding monologues for teens, teen actors, teen characters, teen roles, and teenagers interested in plays, auditions, and the performing arts. So what are you doing here? All Rights Reserved, 25 Girl Monologues for Auditions and Castings, Top 25 Girl Monologues from Original Plays, Dont Leave Me Without Muffin (drama) 1 Minute. Serena Mmh, yummy! Nate Yes, I do. No one knows Gossip Girl 's identity, but everyone in this . Jenny You're going out with Serena and I'm going to 'Kiss On The Lips'. Theres nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good cat fight. Dan How could I? RT @JoshuaCooper: Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . Suitable for: PG 16. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy. Rufus Yeah, from Chanterlane to Paris until you switched up rock stars for billionaires. Although Blair schemes and treats people poorly during the first few seasons of the original show, she has a redemption arc and becomes a better person by the series finale. 100% (1) 100% found this document useful (1 vote) 17K views 2 pages. Sasha used to be good friends with Miss Popularity at her school. Gossip Girl: They say love conquers all. Serena Uhm, from last night, right? XOXO. Gossip Girl: And for a scandal to really blow up, all it needs is an unexpected turn. [Serena walks up to them, eating a yoghurt] Serena Hey, here you guys are. Rufus Oh, I get it: You hear about Alison, use your daughter as an excuse to start something. I figured my work was done. Striving becomes obsession. [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Serena and Blair are sitting at the bar, Blair is drinking a Martini]. Title mentioned by Jason Sudeikis during his opening monologue Friends with Benefits (2011) Hey Upper East Siders. Go, I'm gonna be fine. See for yourselves. Here are some Disney monologues for teenagers that Peterpaul suggests. Ages of the actors: Teens up to to fifties, depending on the monologue. "Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" (low cost PDF of scene) in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (low cost PDF of full play) by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626) When you purchase a PDF, you may make as many photocopies as needed (but please do NOT repost the text online in any way). Things happen. Sex, lies and scandals - Gossip Girl is back, and no one's secrets are safe. And whether theyre sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. Where the only thing bazaar are the donated items for sale. Everything that Blair says is clever, whether she's speaking about matters of the heart or her changing friendship with Serena Van Der Woodsen. When they ended up in a fight and stopped talking, it was obvious how much they missed each other. A monologue from the TV show GOSSIP GIRL. I looked all over the dining hall for you. Mom and Dad. Serena Morning, mom. Judes bazaar. RELATED:5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him). [Chuck signals Nate that they have arrived at school], [They get up, Dan is standing behind them, Chuck turns to Dan]. 12. You need to create the character, the scene, and the circumstance all without the help of another actor. [Serena pushes Chuck]. There's a lot of mixed messages inGossip Girl, as the show thrived on chaos and controversy. You never know what could go wrong in a flash. And that is why I am standing here, in the Devil's own city, on the Devil's own street, prepared to do battle with the forces of evil. I loved her to death. The Kiss on the Lips party is just around the corner. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Why'd she leave? [INT CAB - Dan hugs Jenny, then looks at Serena who smiles at him, Serena turns and looks out of the side window]. Blair and Serena's love easily outshined anything they felt for theirromantic interests throughout the show's six seasons. I'm in your class. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'? Nate Archibald. If you don't want to do anything that's cool. They prefer other gentlemen. Were you sunning in Crete or sinning in Croatia? Why waste precious time dreaming when waking life is so much better? XOXO Gossip Girl. You shouldnt give away the ending if you want him to pick up the book again. [Chuck starts kissing Jenny but after a few moments she pulls away again]. Grab your shades and your sunblock. Spring Break is done and Im starved for a dish. Blairmakes the interesting point that Dr. Krueger isn't necessarily smart because he has several degrees. Dan: It . If you just hit "print" every single monologue will print!!! It's true that the characters have more wealth and privilege than most, but they're still nervous about college acceptance letters. [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations], [Serena walks up to them, eating a yoghurt]. Katy: My god, you'll never believe what's on 'Gossip Girl'. In the pilot episode, Blairand Serena see each other again after a long time when Serena comes back home after boarding school. Thats the secret Ill never tell. Hope that Hello Kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute. Someone pour that man a drink. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: At The Palace Hotel, S and B having a heart to heart. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena making a heroic exit from Bs party. Rachel Barbara Berry (born December 18th, 1994-from Dream On) is the captain and the self-proclaimed star of New Directions. Jenny, if you wanna go to that party you should go. And as for me, I can see clearly now. And here is yours as promised. Visting hours are over. Howie You want my advice? Dan I'm gonna do a lap, ok? I've been drinking on an empty stomach. Serena So I'm a little overdressed, aren't I? Tis Pity, She's A Wh*re. You know my mom: If it's not broke, break it. avoiding those who might cause me to stray. Nate Serena, you are not supposed to be here. Watching Blair accept Cyrus into her family shows a lot of growth. RELATED:Best Gossip Girl Quotes About Friendship. GG: Doesnt Chuck know a party isnt a party until someone crashes? Lucky for Lonely Boy theres more than one fable filling our inbox. It's a Wonderful Lie. Looks like Little J didnt spread her legs after all. Blair, you will never be more beautiful or thin or happy than you are right now. Serena No, no, that that was then. I just, uhm my sister was right: You're nice. 2. You don't give up just because things are hard. I mean the fur and the teeth are really authentic. Everythings closed on Christmas. Take one It Girl on a pedestal. Dan What? Gossip Girl: With Blairs boyfriend Nate helping to close up the family yacht for the season, Blair is free to focus on the most important event of the Fall: her annual sleepover. Send me all the deets. And anyone whos used to bending the rules will find themselves breaking them. [If Blair Waldorf lied about that what else might she be lying about?] I need your help. She's having some problems with that guy Chuck. Nobody knows me. Enjoy the show! You know you love me. Choose your side or run and hide. This monologue was definitely based on my junior high and high school experience, so I would imagine that others can definately relate and find something to . Doing who knows what with god knows who Serena I told you, boarding school was not like that. Nate: No, I think I heard your mom say she's here. When Serena comes back to New York City, Blair isn't sure if Serena has changed andBlair feelslost and disconnected, unsure where they stand. Two Shades Away (drama) 1 Minute. Beautiful Day (drama) 1-2 Minutes. Chuck I heard you didn't do that anymore. Monologues for girls are here grouped into funny monologues for girls and dramatic. Chuck: Come on, you're ten times hotter than any of those girls. Unless you want us to wait for you. Blair always stands up for herself and what she wants out of life. Chuck: What the hell is your problem? While others cling to the security of being part of a group. Say one final goodbye to make room for all the drama the new series will most certainly bring. I thought this was an emergency. One of my many sources, Melanie91, sends us this: Spotted at Grand Central, bags in hand: Serena van der Woodsen. [Chuck signals Nate that he wants to smoke a joint with him], [Blair leads Nate into her bedroom and pushes him onto the bed]. Sererna: Well, I don't think we can top this one. Blair knows that being a good friend means being genuine and telling the truth. You love her, she loves you. Skeeter Skeetch - assistant to Bula at the paper. Out of all the friendships in the series, Blair and Serena's was the strongest. There's something wrong with that level of perfection it needs to be violated. Nate: Yes, well Dartmouth is my first choice. Dan: How many times do I have to tell you? Chuck Anything about her on 'Gossip Girl'? Aya Tsintziras is a Senior Writer at Screen Rant who enjoys writing about TV and movies. 19 Dramatic Shakespeare Monologues For Women. Its Christmas time in the city. This is the place to discuss the original CW show and the HBO reboot. Whos your Daddy, B? Series 1: 1. XOXO Gossip Girl. I just became your escort for the ball. Dan So this this is a date? Permalink: You can't make people . We're The Non-Judging Breakfast Club. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - KITCHEN - Jenny organizes handwritten invitations, Rufus is making breakfast, Dan walks in], [Rufus hands Dan an issue of 'Rolling Stone', Dan reads the front page]. And not this week. Chuck Eh have a glass of champagne, please? Dan Serena, I'd like you to meet Rufus Humphrey. But the oneaspectthat stood out above the others, is that true friends can get through anything. Enjoy reading and share 6 famous quotes about Gossip Girl Monologue with everyone. But sometimes all it takes is a little key to open the door to the wild side. A recap of "Gossip Gone, Girl," the season one finale, episode 12, of the new Gossip Girl, streaming on HBO Max. Gossip Girl: Theres a weak link in every chain. Or is it all just part of the act? Eleanor: I have to design a dress for this woman. Get out! Gossip Girl: Spotted: Blair Waldorf alone at Butter. Blair Waldorf seen dallying with an off-duty doorman on Monday night. NEXT: Gossip Girl: 10 Most Heartwarming Scenes Of The Entire Show. She's lost 15 pounds, got an eye-lift. You know you love me. Gossip Girl: Everyone knows you cant choose your family but you can choose your friends. Washed up band, crappy so-called 'art gallery'. Sure, they're BFFs but we always thought Blair's boyfriend Nate had a thing for Serena. DETAILS: Comedy, love, unbalanced relationship, male (female), around 2 minutes. Blair often tells Serena why she is or isn't a solid friend, proving Blair's loyalty, compassion, and strong belief that people need to be there at all times if they're going to call each other pals. Did B think S would go down without a fight? And apparently not very sweet. By parents even more wicked than their offspring. Today I felt beautiful. Dad, this is Serena. GG: None of the above. [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations] Jenny Thanks. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BLAIR'S BEDROOM - The room is lit by candles, Nate enters, Blair is waiting for him in lingerie]. Excuse me. Serena Oh, ok, ok, I see. Gossip Girl: Spotted on the steps of the Palace: Cinderella stepping onto a pumpkin instead of her carriage. Dan No, it's my sister. Gossip Girl: You didnt hear it from us, but in every girls life there comes a moment when she realizes that her mother just might be more messed up than she is. Blair reads her best friend, Serena, a letter in this scene. Lily: So I told him: Forget it, I don't care if it's mahogany. [Dan's cell phone rings, he takes a look at the new text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 25, 2007, 9:15:05 PM, HELP. Someone just leaked my diary to Gossip Girl. Top 25 Girl Monologues. Howie: His mother wouldn't hear of it. The characterswere closer with their friends than their own families, proving that family has little to do with blood. Rufus: Like 'Maybe I should never have left Manhatten' fine or 'Taking a time-out from my marriage was the best idea I've ever had' fine? Serena I talked to the nurse and I'm kidnapping you. Imagine Glengarry Glen Ross without Alec Baldwin's sales incentive monologue, "coffee's for closers," or Jack Nicholson's stern warning monologue, "you . MONOLOGUES FOR GIRLS One Sunday Afternoon by James Hagan [This lovely, if somewhat sentimental play, written in 1930, is about young love in a small Midwestern town. Gossip Girl: The French revolution had cake. There's a lot of mixed messages in Gossip Girl, but the one aspect that stood out above the others is that true friends can get through anything. 'Cause I couldn't hide from him. Hey, come on, I want you to meet one of the guys in the band. Nate Oh, hey! Serena No, it's ok. I just thought you were hot. But our moneys on Brooklyn for the win. I'm sure you have no feelings for her anymore. The best dramatic monologues in cinema can be found within every genre. Serena What about I just get a bit to eat. in my opinion, thats a great scene to show her vulnerability, 2x25 when she tells Chuck she loves him so much it consumes her, its peak acting moment from Leighton. The American had tea. To call the series "woke" feels reductive. Concierge How did you know it was Miss van der Woodsen if you didn't read it and if you are not a guest at the hotel what were you doing there? Nate I can do it, I can open it. Elegant. [EXT NEW YORK CITY - Dan runs across the street to catch his bus to school]. No, thats not a tear in my eye. Jenny Dad, you could just tell me I look nice instead of turning this into a sermon on the passage of time. Its false advertising. Serena So, you're actually hiding him. Serena: There you are. And if she did know you I think she would really like you. Now that he and S are over so are his 15 minutes. Blair Is it too much? And here is yours. Do you know how it felt, calling your house when you didn't show up at school and having your mom say: Serena didn't tell you that she moved to Connetticut? We have many monologues for girls on Actorama but here we have found the very best monologues for girls from various media such as movies, plays, television or stand-alone monologues. On the way, Thelma falls for sexy young thief J.D. Eleanor Waldorf is gearing up to take her company public and I've been cording her for month to let me handle the deal. Oh, I don't know how I know that. 21 Funny As Hell Monologues for Women. Serena left town because of what happened between her and Nate, and there was even another love triangle when both girls had feelings for Dan. Let's start over. Serena Oh, I've missed your witty banter. [EXT NEW YORK - Serena and Dan are walking down the street towards the back entrance of a club, the band is unloading their equipment]. Chuck Let's catch up. Sparks were flying for sure, but will it be a threeway or a D-Day? It's like you're heading to your execution. You were like my sister and with our families we need each other. Rufus Well, your kids were about to meet, it's a small island. And when it comes to college, that means the Ivys. My name is Dan Humphrey and that is my little sister. They wouldn't dream of ignoring each other or not talking for periods of time. You should try it sometimes.". Don't forget: I know everything! I guess miracles can happen. You know, I really had no idea you could move that fast. Go home and study, b. Blair But that was it you guys kissed. "Brothers and sisters, resist the Devil and he will flee from you. Nate: Well is something actually wrong or is this just a ploy to get us both here? Serena van der Woodsen. [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck leads Jenny upstairs]. And I have the biggest news ever. Gossip Girl (2021) Nine years on, a new generation of New York's elite rules. Aya has been a freelance writer since 2014 and has written about topics ranging from pop culture to travel, parenting, and dating and relationships. The show goes out of its way to send the message that bloodmeans little in the grand scheme of things, and the best families are the ones who are chosen, rather than those whoare forced together out of obligation. Lily Ehm, I think what I'll do is to get him a croissant down the street. Serena Let me guess: You told everyone Erik is just visiting grandpa in Rhode Island. [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Blair watches Serena, Dan and Jenny leaving]. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy learning that when the punishment fits the crime there is no reason you cant serve your sentence in style. Party Guests: I heard she is pregnant rehab she looks good [Serena walks up to her mother, Lily, who is talking to a friend]. RELATED:5 Times Blair and Serena Were Good Friends On Gossip Girl (& 5 Times They Were Horrible). You tell them.". U KNOW Chuck?]. Rufus Sounds very fair. Gossip Girl: Is that a smile we see on Bs lips? And I can be proud of who I am. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. She was this outgoing social butterfly Move! Whos sending this debasing dish? She lives in Toronto with her husband and has a special interest in teen dramas, reality TV, and horror movies. Jenny A fashion emergency. And just as suddenly she's back. Serena No, that's not what I mean. Blair There is nothing to talk about. Dartmouth is far enough away for her. [Blair picks up a piece of sushi from Nate's plate]. [Chuck, a friend of Nate's is sitting on the couch with Isabel and Katy]. "Wrapped in Red" - Kelly Clarkson . For a time span of 1-3 minutes it's all eyes on you. Uhm, what do you want to talk about? Rachel Berry Monologue. (Brad Pitt) and the sympathetic Detective Slocumb (Harvey Keitel) tries to convince the . Everyone's going. There's nothing 'Gossip Girl' likes more than a good catfight. Serena Oh well, if the happy couple didn't want to put up a catch for the bar they should let me be where I want to be. Chuck Serena looked effing hot last night. Erik, hi. Leave it to Blair Waldorf to know that bitches dont just happen. you know you love me. 712 5TH AVE.]. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. While it might take a lot more work and time before they can finally be together, Blair seems to know the meaning of love and that finding that one person is what matters. come on. I looked all over the dining hall for you. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Bass drunk off his ass. You made it. 11 Romantic Monologues about Hopeful Love. can you tell me few scenes in which blair has long monologue which shows her acting skills and character? [EXT THE PALACE HOTEL - Serena walks up to the front entrance, Nate is already waiting for her]. Eric: Yeah, Wow. Transcripts. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy on the Upper East Side. Rufus Well, not all of us have settlements from mulitple divorcs to sustain us. Rufus: Let's go home. Dan Yeah, I may have slightly overbudgeted it for travel time. 15. Jenny Oh my gosh, it's Serena. See for yourselves. If only she knew who he was. It reminded me when she started the war against gossip girl and looked at camera like it was some power move meanwhile I was like what is even happening.i didn't understand a thing.. and her bully speech, like every monologue she has .